Jokes

Thursday, April 30, 2020

😁😁I will laugh😀😀

5 .... Sir: Some of the chemistry
  Name the element?
  Bolt: Like Sir Chlorine,
  Fluorine, Irene,
  Nasreen, Jerin, Sharmin
  Etc.
  Sir: Fire of anger !!!!  Well
  Lives in water
  Name a few fish?
  Bolt: This is like putty fish, putty fish
  Mom,
  Father, brother, sister.
  Sir: I'm finished !!!
  Bolt: No sir said?
  Sir: What is an atom?  Tell me?
  Bolt: I don't remember the whole thing, sir.
  Say the last piece?
  Sir: Tell me ???
  Bolt: .............. He is called atom.
  Sir: Don't be angry this time, eggplant.
  Bolt: Yes !!!  Said sir?
  Sir: H S C full meaning say?
  Bolt: Headmaster shoe thief.
  Sir: What?  Bastard devil cele.
  Bolt: Sir, you have too.
  6 .... Sir: Paknami all the time
  You're doing it.
  Now don't say dialogue
  Tell the paragraph?
  Bolt: I'll tell you the paragraph.
  Sir: ok.  Tell me?
  Bolt: I'll kill you here
  Wear Shashan.
  Sir: ???????????  To me
 Death
  If you like it
  Please comment

😁😁āύা āĻšেāϏে āĻĨাāĻ•āϤে āĻĒাāϰāĻŦেāύ āύা😁😁

5....āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āϰāϏা⧟āĻŖেāϰ āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āϟি
āĻŽৌāϞেāϰ āύাāĻŽ āĻŦāϞ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϝেāĻŽāύ āϏ্āϝাāϰ āĻ•্āϞোāϰিāύ,
āĻĢ্āϞোāϰিāύ, āφāχāϰিāύ,
āύাāĻ›āϰিāύ, āϜেāϰিāύ,āĻļাāϰāĻŽিāύ
āχāϤ্āϝাāĻĻি।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āϰেāĻ—ে āφāĻ—ুāύ!!!! āĻ…াāϚ্āĻ›া
āĻĒাāύিāϤে āĻŦাāϏ āĻ•āϰে
āĻāĻŽāύ āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āϟি āĻŽাāĻ›েāϰ āύাāĻŽ āĻŦāϞো?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻāχ āϝেāĻŽāύ āĻĒুঁāϟিāĻŽাāĻ›, āĻĒুঁāϟিāĻŽাāĻ›েāϰ
āĻŽা,
āĻŦাāĻŦা, āĻ­াāχ, āĻŦোāύ।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āφāĻŽি āĻļেāώ!!!
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āύা āϏ্āϝাāϰ āĻŦāϞেāύ?
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻĒāϰāĻŽাāύু āĻ•াāĻ•ে āĻŦāϞে? āĻŦāϞ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻĒুāϰোāϟা āĻŽāύে āύাāχ āϏ্āϝাāϰ।
āĻļেāώেāϰ āϟুāĻ•ু āĻŦāϞি?
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ…াāϚ্āĻ›া āĻŦāϞ???
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ..............āϤাāĻ•ে āĻĒāϰāĻŽাāύু āĻŦāϞে।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āϰেāĻ—ে āĻāĻŦাāϰ āφāĻ—ুāύ āύা, āĻŦেāĻ—ুāύ।
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϜি!!! āĻŦāϞেāύ āϏ্āϝাāϰ?
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ H S C full meaning āĻŦāϞ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ Headmaster senddel chor.
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ•ি? Haramjada soytan cele.
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϏ্āϝাāϰ āφāĻĒāύাāϰ āϟাāĻ“ āĻšāχāĻ›ে।
6....āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āϏাāϰাāĻ•্āώāύ āϤে āĻĒাāĻ•āύাāĻŽি
āĻ•āϰāĻ›ো।
āĻāĻŦাāϰ āĻĄা⧟āϞāĻ— āĻŦāϞāĻŦা āύা āĻ•ি
āĻĒ্āϝাāϰাāĻ—্āϰাāĻĢ āĻŦāϞāĻŦা?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻĒ্āϝাāϰাāĻ—্āϰাāĻĢ āĻŦāϞāĻŦো।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ ok. āĻŦāϞ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϏাāϞা āĻŽাāϰāĻŦো āĻāĻ–াāύে āϞাāϏ
āĻĒāϰāĻŦে āĻļāĻļাāύে।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ ???????????? āφāĻŽাāϰে
āĻŽাāχāϰাāϞাāϰে।
āϝāĻĻি āĻ­াāϞো āϞেāĻ—ে āĻĨাāĻ•ে āϤাāĻšāϞে
āĻ•āĻŽেāύ্āϟ āĻ•āϰে āϜাāύাāĻŦেāύ

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Funny jokes

3... ⤕्⤝ा ⤆ā¤Ē ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ⤕⤰ ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤šां ⤏⤰।
  ⤏⤰: ⤕ौ⤍?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤ā¤• ā¤˛ā¤Ą़⤕ी।
  ⤏⤰: ⤕्⤝ा ???? ⤕⤭ी?
  ⤕्⤝ा ⤆ā¤Ē⤍े ā¤˛ā¤Ą़⤕े ⤕ो ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ⤕⤰⤤े ā¤Ļे⤖ा ā¤šै?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤šां ⤏⤰।
  ⤏⤰: ⤕ौ⤍?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤Žे⤰ी ā¤Ŧā¤šā¤¨।
  4 .... ⤏⤰: ā¤ĩे⤞ ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟ ⤕ā¤ĩ⤰
  ⤕ु⤛ ā¤šी
  ā¤Žुā¤े ā¤œā¤—ā¤š ⤕ा ⤍ाā¤Ž ā¤Ŧ⤤ा⤓?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ⤗ु⤞ि⤏्⤤ा⤍, ā¤Ēा⤕ि⤏्⤤ा⤍,
  ⤅ā¤Ģ⤗ा⤍ि⤏्⤤ा⤍,
  ā¤•ā¤œा⤕ि⤏्⤤ा⤍, ⤤ु⤰्⤕ी
  ⤔⤰ ⤇⤤⤍े ā¤Ē⤰।
  ⤏⤰: ⤕्⤝ा ???? ⤕्⤝ा ⤆ā¤Ē ⤝े ⤏ी⤖ ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤šां ⤏⤰।  ⤕्⤝ों ā¤¨ā¤šीं?
  ⤏⤰: ā¤Ŧे⤝ाā¤Ļā¤Ē।  ⤠ी⤕ ā¤šै ⤅ā¤Ŧ ⤕ु⤛
  ā¤Ģू⤞ ⤕ा ⤍ाā¤Ž ⤕्⤝ा ā¤šै?
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤Žे⤰ा ⤍ाā¤Ž ⤅ā¤ļ⤰ā¤Ģु⤞ ā¤šै, ā¤Žे⤰े ā¤Ēि⤤ा ⤕ा
  ⤍ाā¤Ž
  ⤏ैā¤Ģु⤞, ⤆ā¤Ē⤕ी ā¤Ŧे⤟ी ⤅ā¤Ļ्⤭ु⤤,
  ā¤Ļे⤖⤍े ⤕े ⤞िā¤
  ⤏ुंā¤Ļ⤰ ā¤Ļि⤖⤤ी ā¤šै, ⤆⤕ृ⤤ि ā¤Ŧā¤Ą़ी ā¤šै
  ā¤šा⤉⤏ ā¤Ģु⤞।
  ⤏⤰: ⤏ेā¤Ÿā¤…ā¤Ē ..
  ā¤Ŧो⤞्⤟: ā¤¨ā¤šीं ⤏ेā¤Ÿā¤…ā¤Ē ⤏⤰।  ⤝ā¤Ļि 7up
  ā¤…ā¤š्⤛ा ā¤šै

👰Married funny jokes👰

3... Are you getting married?
 Monir: Yes sir.
 Sir: Who?
 Monir: A girl.
 Sir: What ???? Ever?
 Have you seen the boy get married?
 Monir: Yes sir.
 Sir: Who?
 Monir: My sister.
 4 .... Sir: Well bolt cover
 A few
 Tell me the name of the place?
 Monir: Gulistan, Pakistan,
 Afghanistan,
 Kazakhstan, Turkey
 Etc.
 Sir: What ???? Are you learning these?
 Monir: Yes sir.  Why not?
 Sir: Beyadap.  ok now a few
 What is the name of the flower?
 Monir: My name is Ashraful, my father's
 Name
 Saiful, your daughter Wonderful,
 To see
 Looks beautiful, the figure is big
 Housefull.
 Sir: Setup ..
 Monir: No setup sir.  If 7up
 Is good

👰👰āĻŦāϞ্āϟুāϰ āĻŦি⧟ে👰👰

ā§Š.āĻŦāϞ্āϟু āϤুāχ āĻŦি⧟ে āĻ•āϰāĻ›োāϏ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϜি āϏ্āϝাāϰ।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ•াāĻ•ে?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻāĻ•āϟা āĻŽে⧟েāĻ•ে।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ•ি????āĻ•āĻ–āύো āĻ•াāωāĻ•ে
āĻ›েāϞেāĻ•ে āĻŦি⧟ে āĻ•āϰāϤে āĻĻেāĻ–েāĻ›িāϏ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϜি āϏ্āϝাāϰ।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ•াāĻ•ে?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āφāĻŽাāϰ āĻŦোāύāĻ•ে।
4....āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āφāϚ্āĻ›া āĻŦāϞ্āϟু āĻĸাāĻ•াāϰ
āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āϟা
āϜা⧟āĻ—াāϰ āύাāĻŽ āĻŦāϞো āϤো?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻ—ুāϞিāϏ্āĻĨাāύ, āĻĒাāĻ•িāϏ্āϤাāύ,
āφāĻĢāĻ—াāύিāϏ্āĻĨাāύ,
āĻ•াāϜাāĻ•িāϏ্āϤাāύ,āϤুāϰāĻ•িāϏ্āϤাāύ
āχāϤ্āϝাāĻĻি।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ What????āĻāĻ—ুāϞোāχ āĻļিāĻ–āĻ›ো?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϜি āϏ্āϝাāϰ। āĻ•েāύ āĻšā§Ÿ āύি?
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻŦে⧟াāĻĻāĻĒ। ok āĻāĻ–āύ āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āϟা
āĻĢুāϞেāϰ āύাāĻŽ āĻŦāϞো?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āφāĻŽাāϰ āύাāĻŽ āφāĻļāϰাāĻĢুāϞ, āĻŦাāĻĒেāϰ
āύাāĻŽ
āϏাāχāĻĢুāϞ, āφāĻĒāύাāϰ āĻŽে⧟ে Wonderful,
āĻĻেāĻ–āϤে
āϞাāĻ—ে Beautiful, āĻĢিāĻ—াāϰāϟা āĻŦ⧜
Houseful.
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ Setup..
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ Setup āύা āϏ্āϝাāϰ। 7up āĻšāϞে
āĻ­াāϞো āĻšā§Ÿ।

Funny jokes👉What is a bird?

2 ... Sir: Tell me who the bird is
 Say?
 Bolt: Who has a fan, who flies
 Maybe call him a bird.
 Sir: Well done baby tiger.
 You can.
 Bolt: I'm not a tiger baby
 Sir.
 The human child.
 Sir: All right.  This time one
 Give an example?
 Boltu caught the mosquito.
 Sir: What ???????  Well said
 What is a girl?
 Bolt: That is the essence of love
 I don't understand, she is called a girl.
 Sir: Good. You bastard.

āĻŽāϜাāϰ āϜোāĻ•āĻ¸đŸ‘‰āĻĒাāĻ–ি āĻ•াāĻ•ে āĻŦāϞে?

2...āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻŦāϞো āϤো āĻĒাāĻ–ি āĻ•াāĻ•ে
āĻŦāϞে?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϝাāϰ āĻĒাāĻ–া āφāĻ›ে, āϝে āĻ‰ā§œāϤে
āĻĒাāϰে āϤাāĻ•ে āĻĒাāĻ–ি āĻŦāϞে।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āϏাāĻŦাāϏ āĻŦাāϘেāϰ āĻŦাāϚ্āϚা।
āĻĒাāϰāĻ›োāϏ।
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āφāĻŽি āĻŦাāϘেāϰ āĻŦাāϚ্āϚা āύা
āϏ্āϝাāϰ।
āĻŽাāύুāώেāϰ āĻŦাāϚ্āϚা।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ িāĻ• āφāĻ›ে। āĻāĻŦাāϰ āĻāĻ•āϟা
āωāĻĻাāĻšāϰāύ āĻĻে?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻ āϧāϰেāύ āĻŽāĻļা।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ•ি??????? āφāϚ্āĻ›া āĻŦāϞāϤো
āĻŦাāϞিāĻ•া āĻ•াāĻ•ে āĻŦāϞে?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āϝে āϜাāϤি āĻ­াāϞোāĻŦাāϏাāϰ āĻŽāϰ্āĻŽ
āĻŦুāĻেāύা āϤাāĻ•ে āĻŦাāϞিāĻ•া āĻŦāϞে।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āĻ—ুāĻĄ।āĻšাāϰাāĻŽāϜাāĻĻা।

👉Some funny jokes

Some funny jokes
 Sir Bolt is reading .....
 1 .., sir: well bolt you at school
 Come for what?
 Bolt: I'm here to learn, sir
 Come to school.
 Sir: Then why are you sleeping?
 Bolt: Because sir, today is mine
 Shikha did not come to school.

āĻŽāϜাāϰ āϜোāĻ•āϏ

āĻŽāϜাāϰ āĻ•িāĻ›ু āϜোāĻ•āϏ
āϏ্āϝাāϰ āĻŦāϞ্āϟুāϰ āĻĒ⧜া āύিāϚ্āĻ›ে.....
1..,āϏ্āϝাāϰঃāφāϚ্āĻ›া āĻŦāϞ্āϟু āϤুāĻŽি āϏ্āĻ•ুāϞে
āφāϏো āĻ•িāϏেāϰ āϜāύ্āϝ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āφāĻŽি āϤো āϏ্āϝাāϰ āĻļিāĻ–াāϰ āϜāύ্āϝ
āϏ্āĻ•ুāϞে āφāϏি।
āϏ্āϝাāϰঃ āϤাāĻšāϞে āϘুāĻŽাāϚ্āĻ›ো āĻ•েāύ?
āĻŦāϞ্āϟুঃ āĻ•াāϰāύ āϏ্āϝাāϰ āφāϜāĻ•ে āφāĻŽাāϰ
āĻļিāĻ–া āϏ্āĻ•ুāϞেāχ āφāϏে āύাāχ।

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