Husband wife funny jokes 2,, I will laugh and my stomach will ache😀😀

1.

Bolt: Dude, I think
 Divorce in my daughter-in-law
 You have to pay.

 Paltu: Why?  What happened?

 Bolt: What's up dude,
 The widow is just lying

 Paltu: What lies?

 Bolt: Hey no more,
 Back home last night
 I see my wife is not at home.
 He stayed up all night
 Did not return  The next day
 When he returned at noon
 I asked where ??
 Gone.  What did he say?
 You know what?

 Paltu: What did you say ??

 Bolt: Said that sister
 Went home.

 Paltu: So what's wrong with that?
 Said Ray ..

 Bolt: That's a lie,
 Tomorrow means her sister
 My sister-in-law is at home
 Was not.

 Paltu: How did you know?

 Bolt: Hey fool, mine
 Shali is all night tomorrow
 Was with me.

 Ray ate ..

 Hey,
 Someone in the bolt #Myrala !!!
2..

Bolt's funny jokes.
 Bolt is chatting on Facebook
 One
 With Meyer ...
 Girl: Oh, yours
 What does Dad do?
 Bolt: My father is in business
 By
 Girl: Oh ... yours
 Dad is very rich, isn't he?
 Bolt: Yes .. a bank too
 There is.
 Girl: Really!  You are mine
 Will fall in love with?
 Bolt: All right.
 2 months of dating after love
 After ...
 Girl: Yours
 Dad is a very rich man
 Don't you have a bike?
 Bolt: Hey, my dad
 Lots
 So long
 I said rich man.
 Girl: That means!  Yours
 What business does the father do?
 Bolt: Raw curry in the van
 Sold.
 Why this is one
 Business.
 Girl: Oh god!  Yours
 Dad
 Or have a bank?
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Bolt: Yes ... a clay
 Bank
 There it is !!
 Maya shockzz. ,,,,,,,,,,
 Bolt Rockzz ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,