5 .... Sir: Some of the chemistry
Name the element?
Bolt: Like Sir Chlorine,
Fluorine, Irene,
Nasreen, Jerin, Sharmin
Etc.
Sir: Fire of anger !!!! Well
Lives in water
Name a few fish?
Bolt: This is like putty fish, putty fish
Mom,
Father, brother, sister.
Sir: I'm finished !!!
Bolt: No sir said?
Sir: What is an atom? Tell me?
Bolt: I don't remember the whole thing, sir.
Say the last piece?
Sir: Tell me ???
Bolt: .............. He is called atom.
Sir: Don't be angry this time, eggplant.
Bolt: Yes !!! Said sir?
Sir: H S C full meaning say?
Bolt: Headmaster shoe thief.
Sir: What? Bastard devil cele.
Bolt: Sir, you have too.
6 .... Sir: Paknami all the time
You're doing it.
Now don't say dialogue
Tell the paragraph?
Bolt: I'll tell you the paragraph.
Sir: ok. Tell me?
Bolt: I'll kill you here
Wear Shashan.
Sir: ??????????? To me
Death
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Thursday, April 30, 2020
đđāĻ¨া āĻšেāĻ¸ে āĻĨাāĻāĻ¤ে āĻĒাāĻ°āĻŦেāĻ¨ āĻ¨াđđ
5....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°āĻ¸াā§āĻŖেāĻ° āĻā§েāĻāĻি
āĻŽৌāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¯েāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻ্āĻ˛োāĻ°িāĻ¨,
āĻĢ্āĻ˛োāĻ°িāĻ¨, āĻāĻāĻ°িāĻ¨,
āĻ¨াāĻāĻ°িāĻ¨, āĻেāĻ°িāĻ¨,āĻļাāĻ°āĻŽিāĻ¨
āĻāĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻĻি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°েāĻে āĻāĻুāĻ¨!!!! āĻ াāĻ্āĻা
āĻĒাāĻ¨িāĻ¤ে āĻŦাāĻ¸ āĻāĻ°ে
āĻāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻā§েāĻāĻি āĻŽাāĻেāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻ āĻ¯েāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻĒুঁāĻিāĻŽাāĻ, āĻĒুঁāĻিāĻŽাāĻেāĻ°
āĻŽা,
āĻŦাāĻŦা, āĻাāĻ, āĻŦোāĻ¨।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻāĻŽি āĻļেāĻˇ!!!
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¨া āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻŦāĻ˛েāĻ¨?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻĒāĻ°āĻŽাāĻ¨ু āĻাāĻে āĻŦāĻ˛ে? āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻĒুāĻ°োāĻা āĻŽāĻ¨ে āĻ¨াāĻ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻļেāĻˇেāĻ° āĻুāĻু āĻŦāĻ˛ি?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ াāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛???
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ......... .....āĻ¤াāĻে āĻĒāĻ°āĻŽাāĻ¨ু āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°েāĻে āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻāĻুāĻ¨ āĻ¨া, āĻŦেāĻুāĻ¨।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি!!! āĻŦāĻ˛েāĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ H S C full meaning āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ Headmaster senddel chor.
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻি? Haramjada soytan cele.
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻāĻĒāĻ¨াāĻ° āĻাāĻ āĻšāĻāĻে।
6....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¸াāĻ°াāĻ্āĻˇāĻ¨ āĻ¤ে āĻĒাāĻāĻ¨াāĻŽি
āĻāĻ°āĻো।
āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻĄাā§āĻ˛āĻ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦা āĻ¨া āĻি
āĻĒ্āĻ¯াāĻ°াāĻ্āĻ°াāĻĢ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦা?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻĒ্āĻ¯াāĻ°াāĻ্āĻ°াāĻĢ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦো।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ ok. āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¸াāĻ˛া āĻŽাāĻ°āĻŦো āĻāĻাāĻ¨ে āĻ˛াāĻ¸
āĻĒāĻ°āĻŦে āĻļāĻļাāĻ¨ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ ???????????? āĻāĻŽাāĻ°ে
āĻŽাāĻāĻ°াāĻ˛াāĻ°ে।
āĻ¯āĻĻি āĻাāĻ˛ো āĻ˛েāĻে āĻĨাāĻে āĻ¤াāĻšāĻ˛ে
āĻāĻŽেāĻ¨্āĻ āĻāĻ°ে āĻাāĻ¨াāĻŦেāĻ¨
āĻŽৌāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¯েāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻ্āĻ˛োāĻ°িāĻ¨,
āĻĢ্āĻ˛োāĻ°িāĻ¨, āĻāĻāĻ°িāĻ¨,
āĻ¨াāĻāĻ°িāĻ¨, āĻেāĻ°িāĻ¨,āĻļাāĻ°āĻŽিāĻ¨
āĻāĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻĻি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°েāĻে āĻāĻুāĻ¨!!!! āĻ াāĻ্āĻা
āĻĒাāĻ¨িāĻ¤ে āĻŦাāĻ¸ āĻāĻ°ে
āĻāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻā§েāĻāĻি āĻŽাāĻেāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻ āĻ¯েāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻĒুঁāĻিāĻŽাāĻ, āĻĒুঁāĻিāĻŽাāĻেāĻ°
āĻŽা,
āĻŦাāĻŦা, āĻাāĻ, āĻŦোāĻ¨।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻāĻŽি āĻļেāĻˇ!!!
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¨া āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻŦāĻ˛েāĻ¨?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻĒāĻ°āĻŽাāĻ¨ু āĻাāĻে āĻŦāĻ˛ে? āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻĒুāĻ°োāĻা āĻŽāĻ¨ে āĻ¨াāĻ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻļেāĻˇেāĻ° āĻুāĻু āĻŦāĻ˛ি?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ াāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛???
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ.........
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°েāĻে āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻāĻুāĻ¨ āĻ¨া, āĻŦেāĻুāĻ¨।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি!!! āĻŦāĻ˛েāĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ H S C full meaning āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ Headmaster senddel chor.
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻি? Haramjada soytan cele.
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻāĻĒāĻ¨াāĻ° āĻাāĻ āĻšāĻāĻে।
6....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¸াāĻ°াāĻ্āĻˇāĻ¨ āĻ¤ে āĻĒাāĻāĻ¨াāĻŽি
āĻāĻ°āĻো।
āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻĄাā§āĻ˛āĻ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦা āĻ¨া āĻি
āĻĒ্āĻ¯াāĻ°াāĻ্āĻ°াāĻĢ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦা?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻĒ্āĻ¯াāĻ°াāĻ্āĻ°াāĻĢ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦো।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ ok. āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¸াāĻ˛া āĻŽাāĻ°āĻŦো āĻāĻাāĻ¨ে āĻ˛াāĻ¸
āĻĒāĻ°āĻŦে āĻļāĻļাāĻ¨ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ ???????????? āĻāĻŽাāĻ°ে
āĻŽাāĻāĻ°াāĻ˛াāĻ°ে।
āĻ¯āĻĻি āĻাāĻ˛ো āĻ˛েāĻে āĻĨাāĻে āĻ¤াāĻšāĻ˛ে
āĻāĻŽেāĻ¨্āĻ āĻāĻ°ে āĻাāĻ¨াāĻŦেāĻ¨
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
Funny jokes
3... ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤ā¤Ē ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ā¤ā¤° ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ौā¤¨?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤ā¤ ā¤˛ā¤Ą़ā¤ी।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤्ā¤¯ा ???? ā¤ā¤ी?
ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤ā¤Ēā¤¨े ā¤˛ā¤Ą़ā¤े ā¤ो ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ā¤ā¤°ā¤¤े ā¤Ļेā¤ा ā¤šै?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ौā¤¨?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤Žेā¤°ी ā¤Ŧā¤šā¤¨।
4 .... ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ĩेā¤˛ ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤ ā¤ā¤ĩā¤°
ā¤ुā¤ ā¤šी
ā¤Žुā¤े ā¤ā¤ā¤š ā¤ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤Ŧā¤¤ाā¤?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤ुā¤˛िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨, ā¤Ēाā¤िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨,
ā¤ ā¤Ģā¤ाā¤¨िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨,
ā¤ā¤ाā¤िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨, ā¤¤ुā¤°्ā¤ी
ā¤ā¤° ā¤ā¤¤ā¤¨े ā¤Ēā¤°।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤्ā¤¯ा ???? ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤ā¤Ē ā¤¯े ā¤¸ीā¤ ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°। ā¤्ā¤¯ों ā¤¨ā¤šीं?
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤Ŧेā¤¯ाā¤Ļā¤Ē। ā¤ ीā¤ ā¤šै ā¤ ā¤Ŧ ā¤ुā¤
ā¤Ģूā¤˛ ā¤ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤šै?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤Žेā¤°ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤ ā¤ļā¤°ā¤Ģुā¤˛ ā¤šै, ā¤Žेā¤°े ā¤Ēिā¤¤ा ā¤ा
ā¤¨ाā¤Ž
ā¤¸ैā¤Ģुā¤˛, ā¤ā¤Ēā¤ी ā¤Ŧेā¤ी ā¤ ā¤Ļ्ā¤ुā¤¤,
ā¤Ļेā¤ā¤¨े ā¤े ā¤˛िā¤
ā¤¸ुंā¤Ļā¤° ā¤Ļिā¤ā¤¤ी ā¤šै, ā¤ā¤ृā¤¤ि ā¤Ŧā¤Ą़ी ā¤šै
ā¤šाā¤ā¤¸ ā¤Ģुā¤˛।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤¸ेā¤ā¤ ā¤Ē ..
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤¨ā¤šीं ā¤¸ेā¤ā¤ ā¤Ē ā¤¸ā¤°। ā¤¯ā¤Ļि 7up
ā¤ ā¤्ā¤ा ā¤šै
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ौā¤¨?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤ā¤ ā¤˛ā¤Ą़ā¤ी।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤्ā¤¯ा ???? ā¤ā¤ी?
ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤ā¤Ēā¤¨े ā¤˛ā¤Ą़ā¤े ā¤ो ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ā¤ā¤°ā¤¤े ā¤Ļेā¤ा ā¤šै?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ौā¤¨?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤Žेā¤°ी ā¤Ŧā¤šā¤¨।
4 .... ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ĩेā¤˛ ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤ ā¤ā¤ĩā¤°
ā¤ुā¤ ā¤šी
ā¤Žुā¤े ā¤ā¤ā¤š ā¤ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤Ŧā¤¤ाā¤?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤ुā¤˛िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨, ā¤Ēाā¤िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨,
ā¤ ā¤Ģā¤ाā¤¨िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨,
ā¤ā¤ाā¤िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨, ā¤¤ुā¤°्ā¤ी
ā¤ā¤° ā¤ā¤¤ā¤¨े ā¤Ēā¤°।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤्ā¤¯ा ???? ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤ā¤Ē ā¤¯े ā¤¸ीā¤ ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°। ā¤्ā¤¯ों ā¤¨ā¤šीं?
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤Ŧेā¤¯ाā¤Ļā¤Ē। ā¤ ीā¤ ā¤šै ā¤ ā¤Ŧ ā¤ुā¤
ā¤Ģूā¤˛ ā¤ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤्ā¤¯ा ā¤šै?
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤Žेā¤°ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤ ā¤ļā¤°ā¤Ģुā¤˛ ā¤šै, ā¤Žेā¤°े ā¤Ēिā¤¤ा ā¤ा
ā¤¨ाā¤Ž
ā¤¸ैā¤Ģुā¤˛, ā¤ā¤Ēā¤ी ā¤Ŧेā¤ी ā¤ ā¤Ļ्ā¤ुā¤¤,
ā¤Ļेā¤ā¤¨े ā¤े ā¤˛िā¤
ā¤¸ुंā¤Ļā¤° ā¤Ļिā¤ā¤¤ी ā¤šै, ā¤ā¤ृā¤¤ि ā¤Ŧā¤Ą़ी ā¤šै
ā¤šाā¤ā¤¸ ā¤Ģुā¤˛।
ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤¸ेā¤ā¤ ā¤Ē ..
ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤: ā¤¨ā¤šीं ā¤¸ेā¤ā¤ ā¤Ē ā¤¸ā¤°। ā¤¯ā¤Ļि 7up
ā¤ ā¤्ā¤ा ā¤šै
đ°Married funny jokesđ°
3... Are you getting married?
Monir: Yes sir.
Sir: Who?
Monir: A girl.
Sir: What ???? Ever?
Have you seen the boy get married?
Monir: Yes sir.
Sir: Who?
Monir: My sister.
4 .... Sir: Well bolt cover
A few
Tell me the name of the place?
Monir: Gulistan, Pakistan,
Afghanistan,
Kazakhstan, Turkey
Etc.
Sir: What ???? Are you learning these?
Monir: Yes sir. Why not?
Sir: Beyadap. ok now a few
What is the name of the flower?
Monir: My name is Ashraful, my father's
Name
Saiful, your daughter Wonderful,
To see
Looks beautiful, the figure is big
Housefull.
Sir: Setup ..
Monir: No setup sir. If 7up
Is good
Monir: Yes sir.
Sir: Who?
Monir: A girl.
Sir: What ???? Ever?
Have you seen the boy get married?
Monir: Yes sir.
Sir: Who?
Monir: My sister.
4 .... Sir: Well bolt cover
A few
Tell me the name of the place?
Monir: Gulistan, Pakistan,
Afghanistan,
Kazakhstan, Turkey
Etc.
Sir: What ???? Are you learning these?
Monir: Yes sir. Why not?
Sir: Beyadap. ok now a few
What is the name of the flower?
Monir: My name is Ashraful, my father's
Name
Saiful, your daughter Wonderful,
To see
Looks beautiful, the figure is big
Housefull.
Sir: Setup ..
Monir: No setup sir. If 7up
Is good
đ°đ°āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুāĻ° āĻŦিā§েđ°đ°
ā§Š.āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻু āĻ¤ুāĻ āĻŦিā§ে āĻāĻ°āĻোāĻ¸?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻাāĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻāĻা āĻŽেā§েāĻে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻি????āĻāĻāĻ¨ো āĻাāĻāĻে
āĻেāĻ˛েāĻে āĻŦিā§ে āĻāĻ°āĻ¤ে āĻĻেāĻেāĻিāĻ¸?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻাāĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽাāĻ° āĻŦোāĻ¨āĻে।
4....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻু āĻĸাāĻাāĻ°
āĻā§েāĻāĻা
āĻাā§āĻাāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো āĻ¤ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻুāĻ˛িāĻ¸্āĻĨাāĻ¨, āĻĒাāĻিāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨,
āĻāĻĢāĻাāĻ¨িāĻ¸্āĻĨাāĻ¨,
āĻাāĻাāĻিāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨,āĻ¤ুāĻ° āĻিāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨
āĻāĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻĻি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ What????āĻāĻুāĻ˛োāĻ āĻļিāĻāĻো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°। āĻেāĻ¨ āĻšā§ āĻ¨ি?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻŦেā§াāĻĻāĻĒ। ok āĻāĻāĻ¨ āĻā§েāĻāĻা
āĻĢুāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽাāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻāĻļāĻ°াāĻĢুāĻ˛, āĻŦাāĻĒেāĻ°
āĻ¨াāĻŽ
āĻ¸াāĻāĻĢুāĻ˛, āĻāĻĒāĻ¨াāĻ° āĻŽেā§ে Wonderful,
āĻĻেāĻāĻ¤ে
āĻ˛াāĻে Beautiful, āĻĢিāĻাāĻ°āĻা āĻŦā§
Houseful.
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ Setup..
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ Setup āĻ¨া āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°। 7up āĻšāĻ˛ে
āĻাāĻ˛ো āĻšā§।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻাāĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻāĻা āĻŽেā§েāĻে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻি????āĻāĻāĻ¨ো āĻাāĻāĻে
āĻেāĻ˛েāĻে āĻŦিā§ে āĻāĻ°āĻ¤ে āĻĻেāĻেāĻিāĻ¸?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻাāĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽাāĻ° āĻŦোāĻ¨āĻে।
4....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻু āĻĸাāĻাāĻ°
āĻā§েāĻāĻা
āĻাā§āĻাāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো āĻ¤ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻুāĻ˛িāĻ¸্āĻĨাāĻ¨, āĻĒাāĻিāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨,
āĻāĻĢāĻাāĻ¨িāĻ¸্āĻĨাāĻ¨,
āĻাāĻাāĻিāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨,āĻ¤ুāĻ°
āĻāĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻĻি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ What????āĻāĻুāĻ˛োāĻ āĻļিāĻāĻো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°। āĻেāĻ¨ āĻšā§ āĻ¨ি?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻŦেā§াāĻĻāĻĒ। ok āĻāĻāĻ¨ āĻā§েāĻāĻা
āĻĢুāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽাāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻāĻļāĻ°াāĻĢুāĻ˛, āĻŦাāĻĒেāĻ°
āĻ¨াāĻŽ
āĻ¸াāĻāĻĢুāĻ˛, āĻāĻĒāĻ¨াāĻ° āĻŽেā§ে Wonderful,
āĻĻেāĻāĻ¤ে
āĻ˛াāĻে Beautiful, āĻĢিāĻাāĻ°āĻা āĻŦā§
Houseful.
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ Setup..
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ Setup āĻ¨া āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°। 7up āĻšāĻ˛ে
āĻাāĻ˛ো āĻšā§।
Funny jokesđWhat is a bird?
2 ... Sir: Tell me who the bird is
Say?
Bolt: Who has a fan, who flies
Maybe call him a bird.
Sir: Well done baby tiger.
You can.
Bolt: I'm not a tiger baby
Sir.
The human child.
Sir: All right. This time one
Give an example?
Boltu caught the mosquito.
Sir: What ??????? Well said
What is a girl?
Bolt: That is the essence of love
I don't understand, she is called a girl.
Sir: Good. You bastard.
Say?
Bolt: Who has a fan, who flies
Maybe call him a bird.
Sir: Well done baby tiger.
You can.
Bolt: I'm not a tiger baby
Sir.
The human child.
Sir: All right. This time one
Give an example?
Boltu caught the mosquito.
Sir: What ??????? Well said
What is a girl?
Bolt: That is the essence of love
I don't understand, she is called a girl.
Sir: Good. You bastard.
āĻŽāĻাāĻ° āĻোāĻāĻ¸đāĻĒাāĻি āĻাāĻে āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
2...āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻŦāĻ˛ো āĻ¤ো āĻĒাāĻি āĻাāĻে
āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻĒাāĻা āĻāĻে, āĻ¯ে āĻā§āĻ¤ে
āĻĒাāĻ°ে āĻ¤াāĻে āĻĒাāĻি āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¸াāĻŦাāĻ¸ āĻŦাāĻেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻ্āĻা।
āĻĒাāĻ°āĻোāĻ¸।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽি āĻŦাāĻেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻ্āĻা āĻ¨া
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻŽাāĻ¨ুāĻˇেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻ্āĻা।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ িāĻ āĻāĻে। āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻāĻāĻা
āĻāĻĻাāĻšāĻ°āĻ¨ āĻĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ āĻ§āĻ°েāĻ¨ āĻŽāĻļা।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻি??????? āĻāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛āĻ¤ো
āĻŦাāĻ˛িāĻা āĻাāĻে āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¯ে āĻাāĻ¤ি āĻাāĻ˛োāĻŦাāĻ¸াāĻ° āĻŽāĻ°্āĻŽ
āĻŦুāĻেāĻ¨া āĻ¤াāĻে āĻŦাāĻ˛িāĻা āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻুāĻĄ।āĻšাāĻ°াāĻŽāĻাāĻĻা।
āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻĒাāĻা āĻāĻে, āĻ¯ে āĻā§āĻ¤ে
āĻĒাāĻ°ে āĻ¤াāĻে āĻĒাāĻি āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¸াāĻŦাāĻ¸ āĻŦাāĻেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻ্āĻা।
āĻĒাāĻ°āĻোāĻ¸।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽি āĻŦাāĻেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻ্āĻা āĻ¨া
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻŽাāĻ¨ুāĻˇেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻ্āĻা।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ িāĻ āĻāĻে। āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻāĻāĻা
āĻāĻĻাāĻšāĻ°āĻ¨ āĻĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ āĻ§āĻ°েāĻ¨ āĻŽāĻļা।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻি??????? āĻāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛āĻ¤ো
āĻŦাāĻ˛িāĻা āĻাāĻে āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻ¯ে āĻাāĻ¤ি āĻাāĻ˛োāĻŦাāĻ¸াāĻ° āĻŽāĻ°্āĻŽ
āĻŦুāĻেāĻ¨া āĻ¤াāĻে āĻŦাāĻ˛িāĻা āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻুāĻĄ।āĻšাāĻ°াāĻŽāĻাāĻĻা।
đSome funny jokes
Some funny jokes
Sir Bolt is reading .....
1 .., sir: well bolt you at school
Come for what?
Bolt: I'm here to learn, sir
Come to school.
Sir: Then why are you sleeping?
Bolt: Because sir, today is mine
Shikha did not come to school.
Sir Bolt is reading .....
1 .., sir: well bolt you at school
Come for what?
Bolt: I'm here to learn, sir
Come to school.
Sir: Then why are you sleeping?
Bolt: Because sir, today is mine
Shikha did not come to school.
āĻŽāĻাāĻ° āĻোāĻāĻ¸
āĻŽāĻাāĻ° āĻিāĻু āĻোāĻāĻ¸
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুāĻ° āĻĒā§া āĻ¨িāĻ্āĻে.....
1..,āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃāĻāĻ্āĻা āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻু āĻ¤ুāĻŽি āĻ¸্āĻুāĻ˛ে
āĻāĻ¸ো āĻিāĻ¸েāĻ° āĻāĻ¨্āĻ¯?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽি āĻ¤ো āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻļিāĻাāĻ° āĻāĻ¨্āĻ¯
āĻ¸্āĻুāĻ˛ে āĻāĻ¸ি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¤াāĻšāĻ˛ে āĻুāĻŽাāĻ্āĻো āĻেāĻ¨?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻাāĻ°āĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻāĻāĻে āĻāĻŽাāĻ°
āĻļিāĻা āĻ¸্āĻুāĻ˛েāĻ āĻāĻ¸ে āĻ¨াāĻ।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুāĻ° āĻĒā§া āĻ¨িāĻ্āĻে.....
1..,āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃāĻāĻ্āĻা
āĻāĻ¸ো āĻিāĻ¸েāĻ° āĻāĻ¨্āĻ¯?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻāĻŽি āĻ¤ো āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻļিāĻাāĻ° āĻāĻ¨্āĻ¯
āĻ¸্āĻুāĻ˛ে āĻāĻ¸ি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¤াāĻšāĻ˛ে āĻুāĻŽাāĻ্āĻো āĻেāĻ¨?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻুঃ āĻাāĻ°āĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻāĻāĻে āĻāĻŽাāĻ°
āĻļিāĻা āĻ¸্āĻুāĻ˛েāĻ āĻāĻ¸ে āĻ¨াāĻ।
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