Jokes

Thursday, April 30, 2020

😁😁I will laugh😀😀

5 .... Sir: Some of the chemistry
  Name the element?
  Bolt: Like Sir Chlorine,
  Fluorine, Irene,
  Nasreen, Jerin, Sharmin
  Etc.
  Sir: Fire of anger !!!!  Well
  Lives in water
  Name a few fish?
  Bolt: This is like putty fish, putty fish
  Mom,
  Father, brother, sister.
  Sir: I'm finished !!!
  Bolt: No sir said?
  Sir: What is an atom?  Tell me?
  Bolt: I don't remember the whole thing, sir.
  Say the last piece?
  Sir: Tell me ???
  Bolt: .............. He is called atom.
  Sir: Don't be angry this time, eggplant.
  Bolt: Yes !!!  Said sir?
  Sir: H S C full meaning say?
  Bolt: Headmaster shoe thief.
  Sir: What?  Bastard devil cele.
  Bolt: Sir, you have too.
  6 .... Sir: Paknami all the time
  You're doing it.
  Now don't say dialogue
  Tell the paragraph?
  Bolt: I'll tell you the paragraph.
  Sir: ok.  Tell me?
  Bolt: I'll kill you here
  Wear Shashan.
  Sir: ???????????  To me
 Death
  If you like it
  Please comment

😁😁āĻ¨া āĻšেāĻ¸ে āĻĨাāĻ•āĻ¤ে āĻĒাāĻ°āĻŦেāĻ¨ āĻ¨া😁😁

5....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°āĻ¸াā§ŸāĻŖেāĻ° āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āĻŸি
āĻŽৌāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ¯েāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻ•্āĻ˛োāĻ°িāĻ¨,
āĻĢ্āĻ˛োāĻ°িāĻ¨, āĻ†āĻ‡āĻ°িāĻ¨,
āĻ¨াāĻ›āĻ°িāĻ¨, āĻœেāĻ°িāĻ¨,āĻļাāĻ°āĻŽিāĻ¨
āĻ‡āĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻĻি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°েāĻ—ে āĻ†āĻ—ুāĻ¨!!!! āĻ…াāĻš্āĻ›া
āĻĒাāĻ¨িāĻ¤ে āĻŦাāĻ¸ āĻ•āĻ°ে
āĻāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āĻŸি āĻŽাāĻ›েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻāĻ‡ āĻ¯েāĻŽāĻ¨ āĻĒুঁāĻŸিāĻŽাāĻ›, āĻĒুঁāĻŸিāĻŽাāĻ›েāĻ°
āĻŽা,
āĻŦাāĻŦা, āĻ­াāĻ‡, āĻŦোāĻ¨।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ†āĻŽি āĻļেāĻˇ!!!
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ¨া āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻŦāĻ˛েāĻ¨?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻĒāĻ°āĻŽাāĻ¨ু āĻ•াāĻ•ে āĻŦāĻ˛ে? āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻĒুāĻ°োāĻŸা āĻŽāĻ¨ে āĻ¨াāĻ‡ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻļেāĻˇেāĻ° āĻŸুāĻ•ু āĻŦāĻ˛ি?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ…াāĻš্āĻ›া āĻŦāĻ˛???
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ..............āĻ¤াāĻ•ে āĻĒāĻ°āĻŽাāĻ¨ু āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ°েāĻ—ে āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻ†āĻ—ুāĻ¨ āĻ¨া, āĻŦেāĻ—ুāĻ¨।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻœি!!! āĻŦāĻ˛েāĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ H S C full meaning āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ Headmaster senddel chor.
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ•ি? Haramjada soytan cele.
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨াāĻ° āĻŸাāĻ“ āĻšāĻ‡āĻ›ে।
6....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¸াāĻ°াāĻ•্āĻˇāĻ¨ āĻ¤ে āĻĒাāĻ•āĻ¨াāĻŽি
āĻ•āĻ°āĻ›ো।
āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻĄাā§ŸāĻ˛āĻ— āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦা āĻ¨া āĻ•ি
āĻĒ্āĻ¯াāĻ°াāĻ—্āĻ°াāĻĢ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦা?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻĒ্āĻ¯াāĻ°াāĻ—্āĻ°াāĻĢ āĻŦāĻ˛āĻŦো।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ ok. āĻŦāĻ˛?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ¸াāĻ˛া āĻŽাāĻ°āĻŦো āĻāĻ–াāĻ¨ে āĻ˛াāĻ¸
āĻĒāĻ°āĻŦে āĻļāĻļাāĻ¨ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ ???????????? āĻ†āĻŽাāĻ°ে
āĻŽাāĻ‡āĻ°াāĻ˛াāĻ°ে।
āĻ¯āĻĻি āĻ­াāĻ˛ো āĻ˛েāĻ—ে āĻĨাāĻ•ে āĻ¤াāĻšāĻ˛ে
āĻ•āĻŽেāĻ¨্āĻŸ āĻ•āĻ°ে āĻœাāĻ¨াāĻŦেāĻ¨

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Funny jokes

3... ā¤•्ā¤¯ा ā¤†ā¤Ē ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ā¤•ā¤° ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।
  ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤•ौā¤¨?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤ā¤• ā¤˛ā¤Ą़ā¤•ी।
  ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤•्ā¤¯ा ???? ā¤•ā¤­ी?
  ā¤•्ā¤¯ा ā¤†ā¤Ēā¤¨े ā¤˛ā¤Ą़ā¤•े ā¤•ो ā¤ļाā¤Ļी ā¤•ā¤°ā¤¤े ā¤Ļेā¤–ा ā¤šै?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।
  ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤•ौā¤¨?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤Žेā¤°ी ā¤Ŧā¤šā¤¨।
  4 .... ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤ĩेā¤˛ ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ ā¤•ā¤ĩā¤°
  ā¤•ुā¤› ā¤šी
  ā¤Žुā¤े ā¤œā¤—ā¤š ā¤•ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤Ŧā¤¤ाā¤“?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤—ुā¤˛िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨, ā¤Ēाā¤•िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨,
  ā¤…ā¤Ģā¤—ाā¤¨िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨,
  ā¤•ā¤œाā¤•िā¤¸्ā¤¤ाā¤¨, ā¤¤ुā¤°्ā¤•ी
  ā¤”ā¤° ā¤‡ā¤¤ā¤¨े ā¤Ēā¤°।
  ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤•्ā¤¯ा ???? ā¤•्ā¤¯ा ā¤†ā¤Ē ā¤¯े ā¤¸ीā¤– ā¤°ā¤šे ā¤šैं?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤šां ā¤¸ā¤°।  ā¤•्ā¤¯ों ā¤¨ā¤šीं?
  ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤Ŧेā¤¯ाā¤Ļā¤Ē।  ā¤ ीā¤• ā¤šै ā¤…ā¤Ŧ ā¤•ुā¤›
  ā¤Ģूā¤˛ ā¤•ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤•्ā¤¯ा ā¤šै?
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤Žेā¤°ा ā¤¨ाā¤Ž ā¤…ā¤ļā¤°ā¤Ģुā¤˛ ā¤šै, ā¤Žेā¤°े ā¤Ēिā¤¤ा ā¤•ा
  ā¤¨ाā¤Ž
  ā¤¸ैā¤Ģुā¤˛, ā¤†ā¤Ēā¤•ी ā¤Ŧेā¤Ÿी ā¤…ā¤Ļ्ā¤­ुā¤¤,
  ā¤Ļेā¤–ā¤¨े ā¤•े ā¤˛िā¤
  ā¤¸ुंā¤Ļā¤° ā¤Ļिā¤–ā¤¤ी ā¤šै, ā¤†ā¤•ृā¤¤ि ā¤Ŧā¤Ą़ी ā¤šै
  ā¤šाā¤‰ā¤¸ ā¤Ģुā¤˛।
  ā¤¸ā¤°: ā¤¸ेā¤Ÿā¤…ā¤Ē ..
  ā¤Ŧोā¤˛्ā¤Ÿ: ā¤¨ā¤šीं ā¤¸ेā¤Ÿā¤…ā¤Ē ā¤¸ā¤°।  ā¤¯ā¤Ļि 7up
  ā¤…ā¤š्ā¤›ा ā¤šै

👰Married funny jokes👰

3... Are you getting married?
 Monir: Yes sir.
 Sir: Who?
 Monir: A girl.
 Sir: What ???? Ever?
 Have you seen the boy get married?
 Monir: Yes sir.
 Sir: Who?
 Monir: My sister.
 4 .... Sir: Well bolt cover
 A few
 Tell me the name of the place?
 Monir: Gulistan, Pakistan,
 Afghanistan,
 Kazakhstan, Turkey
 Etc.
 Sir: What ???? Are you learning these?
 Monir: Yes sir.  Why not?
 Sir: Beyadap.  ok now a few
 What is the name of the flower?
 Monir: My name is Ashraful, my father's
 Name
 Saiful, your daughter Wonderful,
 To see
 Looks beautiful, the figure is big
 Housefull.
 Sir: Setup ..
 Monir: No setup sir.  If 7up
 Is good

👰👰āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুāĻ° āĻŦিā§Ÿে👰👰

ā§Š.āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸু āĻ¤ুāĻ‡ āĻŦিā§Ÿে āĻ•āĻ°āĻ›োāĻ¸?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻœি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ•াāĻ•ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻāĻ•āĻŸা āĻŽেā§ŸেāĻ•ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ•ি????āĻ•āĻ–āĻ¨ো āĻ•াāĻ‰āĻ•ে
āĻ›েāĻ˛েāĻ•ে āĻŦিā§Ÿে āĻ•āĻ°āĻ¤ে āĻĻেāĻ–েāĻ›িāĻ¸?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻœি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ•াāĻ•ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ†āĻŽাāĻ° āĻŦোāĻ¨āĻ•ে।
4....āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ†āĻš্āĻ›া āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸু āĻĸাāĻ•াāĻ°
āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āĻŸা
āĻœাā§ŸāĻ—াāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো āĻ¤ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ—ুāĻ˛িāĻ¸্āĻĨাāĻ¨, āĻĒাāĻ•িāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨,
āĻ†āĻĢāĻ—াāĻ¨িāĻ¸্āĻĨাāĻ¨,
āĻ•াāĻœাāĻ•িāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨,āĻ¤ুāĻ°āĻ•িāĻ¸্āĻ¤াāĻ¨
āĻ‡āĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻĻি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ What????āĻāĻ—ুāĻ˛োāĻ‡ āĻļিāĻ–āĻ›ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻœি āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°। āĻ•েāĻ¨ āĻšā§Ÿ āĻ¨ি?
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻŦেā§ŸাāĻĻāĻĒ। ok āĻāĻ–āĻ¨ āĻ•ā§ŸেāĻ•āĻŸা
āĻĢুāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻŦāĻ˛ো?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ†āĻŽাāĻ° āĻ¨াāĻŽ āĻ†āĻļāĻ°াāĻĢুāĻ˛, āĻŦাāĻĒেāĻ°
āĻ¨াāĻŽ
āĻ¸াāĻ‡āĻĢুāĻ˛, āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨াāĻ° āĻŽেā§Ÿে Wonderful,
āĻĻেāĻ–āĻ¤ে
āĻ˛াāĻ—ে Beautiful, āĻĢিāĻ—াāĻ°āĻŸা āĻŦā§œ
Houseful.
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ Setup..
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ Setup āĻ¨া āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°। 7up āĻšāĻ˛ে
āĻ­াāĻ˛ো āĻšā§Ÿ।

Funny jokes👉What is a bird?

2 ... Sir: Tell me who the bird is
 Say?
 Bolt: Who has a fan, who flies
 Maybe call him a bird.
 Sir: Well done baby tiger.
 You can.
 Bolt: I'm not a tiger baby
 Sir.
 The human child.
 Sir: All right.  This time one
 Give an example?
 Boltu caught the mosquito.
 Sir: What ???????  Well said
 What is a girl?
 Bolt: That is the essence of love
 I don't understand, she is called a girl.
 Sir: Good. You bastard.

āĻŽāĻœাāĻ° āĻœোāĻ•āĻ¸đŸ‘‰āĻĒাāĻ–ি āĻ•াāĻ•ে āĻŦāĻ˛ে?

2...āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻŦāĻ˛ো āĻ¤ো āĻĒাāĻ–ি āĻ•াāĻ•ে
āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻĒাāĻ–া āĻ†āĻ›ে, āĻ¯ে āĻ‰ā§œāĻ¤ে
āĻĒাāĻ°ে āĻ¤াāĻ•ে āĻĒাāĻ–ি āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¸াāĻŦাāĻ¸ āĻŦাāĻ˜েāĻ° āĻŦাāĻš্āĻšা।
āĻĒাāĻ°āĻ›োāĻ¸।
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ†āĻŽি āĻŦাāĻ˜েāĻ° āĻŦাāĻš্āĻšা āĻ¨া
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°।
āĻŽাāĻ¨ুāĻˇেāĻ° āĻŦাāĻš্āĻšা।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ িāĻ• āĻ†āĻ›ে। āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻāĻ•āĻŸা
āĻ‰āĻĻাāĻšāĻ°āĻ¨ āĻĻে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ āĻ§āĻ°েāĻ¨ āĻŽāĻļা।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ•ি??????? āĻ†āĻš্āĻ›া āĻŦāĻ˛āĻ¤ো
āĻŦাāĻ˛িāĻ•া āĻ•াāĻ•ে āĻŦāĻ˛ে?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ¯ে āĻœাāĻ¤ি āĻ­াāĻ˛োāĻŦাāĻ¸াāĻ° āĻŽāĻ°্āĻŽ
āĻŦুāĻেāĻ¨া āĻ¤াāĻ•ে āĻŦাāĻ˛িāĻ•া āĻŦāĻ˛ে।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ—ুāĻĄ।āĻšাāĻ°াāĻŽāĻœাāĻĻা।

👉Some funny jokes

Some funny jokes
 Sir Bolt is reading .....
 1 .., sir: well bolt you at school
 Come for what?
 Bolt: I'm here to learn, sir
 Come to school.
 Sir: Then why are you sleeping?
 Bolt: Because sir, today is mine
 Shikha did not come to school.

āĻŽāĻœাāĻ° āĻœোāĻ•āĻ¸

āĻŽāĻœাāĻ° āĻ•িāĻ›ু āĻœোāĻ•āĻ¸
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুāĻ° āĻĒā§œা āĻ¨িāĻš্āĻ›ে.....
1..,āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃāĻ†āĻš্āĻ›া āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸু āĻ¤ুāĻŽি āĻ¸্āĻ•ুāĻ˛ে
āĻ†āĻ¸ো āĻ•িāĻ¸েāĻ° āĻœāĻ¨্āĻ¯?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ†āĻŽি āĻ¤ো āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻļিāĻ–াāĻ° āĻœāĻ¨্āĻ¯
āĻ¸্āĻ•ুāĻ˛ে āĻ†āĻ¸ি।
āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ°ঃ āĻ¤াāĻšāĻ˛ে āĻ˜ুāĻŽাāĻš্āĻ›ো āĻ•েāĻ¨?
āĻŦāĻ˛্āĻŸুঃ āĻ•াāĻ°āĻ¨ āĻ¸্āĻ¯াāĻ° āĻ†āĻœāĻ•ে āĻ†āĻŽাāĻ°
āĻļিāĻ–া āĻ¸্āĻ•ুāĻ˛েāĻ‡ āĻ†āĻ¸ে āĻ¨াāĻ‡।

https://youtu.be/2hejrUyHKiA