Best funny jokes🖋Boltu👉Maneger

Boltu and his wife are checking out of the hotel overnight the next morning: -

 Manager: Hello sir, tell me what can I do for you?

 Boltu: Nothing, work is over here, we will go to another city this time.  Tell me how much is your bill?

 Manager: One minute sir.

 Yes, only 7500 rupees sir.

 Boltu: Seki, only 7500 rupees per night?  Isn't that too much?

 Manager: Yes sir, in fact it is a 5star hotel.

 Boltu: But how do you justify 7500?  It's too much.

 Manager: What do you say sir - gym, theater, swimming pool, golf course, casino and even spa we have, 7500 rupees is nothing.

 Boltu: But I didn't use any of these.

 Manager: That is irrelevant sir, you could have done it if you wanted. You had the whole night.

 Boltu: All right, I don't have much money, will you take a check?

 Manager: Of course.  Happily

 Boltu: (cuts a check for 1500 rupees) Take this.

 Manager: Sir sir, I mean you don't seem to have heard, I said 7500.

 Boltu: I know.  I have deducted 6000 rupees.

 Manager: Cut?  But why?

 Boltu: For the crime of making love with my wife.

 Manager: But I did not fall in love with your wife.

 Person: That's irrelevant, you could have done it if you wanted. You had the whole night.  Well, let's go.

 The manager is unconscious